Greetings from the Face! This is the last day of recording my journey for, what will be, quite a while. I am taking a break from this due to a few issues that are happening on Face. It has come to my attention that there are quite a few social issues on here.
First of all, many pores are creating toxic expectations for other pores. Examples of this can be found here: Pore Social Decisions
Second of all, many pores are trying to non-consensually join other pores on Face. This is leading to many issues, as this causes trauma to many of the pores.
Examples of this can be found here: Pore-er Social Decisions
Third of all, there are many issues among the blackheads and whiteheads. Many whiteheads are considering themselves superior to the blackheads. This is an issue because the the whiteheads do not appear to realize that they are equal acne monsters and that they are all terrible.
Examples of this can be found here: Pore-est Social Decisions
Greetings from the Face! This is day five of recording my journey on Face. Today we will delve deeper into what the pore-sitions pore-fessionals on Face do. This is a how to.
How to become the pore-fect pore-fessional pimple popper, written by Face's finest, Porescilla Poresly.
On those clear days when the Acne species don't show up, do you ever wonder what it would be like for Face to always be this way? A great pore-tion of our youth's pore-pulation has never known the wonders of a clear day on Face. Fellow citizens of Face, we cannot stand another day of our youth obliviously living in the illusion of pore-fect harmony. A few pore-fessors from the University of Pore-sylvania and I have gathered in hopes of creating a list of how to rid Face of the terrible thieves that have terrorized our side of the cheek for far too long.
1. Only pop whitehead pimples. Do not pop other types.
2. Wash your hands with soap and warm water, especially under the nails.
3. Clean the skin around the pimple with antibacterial face cleanser.
4. Lean over a bowl of steaming water a for a few minutes to open your pores.
5. Cover your hands with disposable gloves or a tissue.
6. Plant your fingertips around the pimple's peak.
7. Massage the skin around the pimple until the pimple is completely drained.
8. Wipe the area with an antiseptic solution.
9. Apply a benzoyl peroxide acne treatment on the pimple.
For more in-pore-mation from this article, please click on the link below. Pore-fessional Pimple Popper
Greetings from the Face! This is day four of recording my journey on Face. It has come to my attention that many other communities similar to Face. I have contacted a few representatives from the other communities. There is the community of Little Miss Sunshine and Irrelevant Fish Face.
It seems to me that the community of Little Miss Sunshine appears to be dealing with the monsters in a semi-peaceful harmony , though still struggles from time to time. A representative from Little Miss Sunshine has agreed to an interview on the community's progress.
Face: How long have you been dealing with the monsters?
Little Miss Sunshine: For about four years. They were really bad a few years ago. Little Miss Sunshine had to go to the dermatologist every week.
Face: Have you had any success?
Little Miss Sunshine: With a daily routine and patience, they've cleared up quite a bit
Face: Have there been any attacks from the opposing side?
Little Miss Sunshine: We're being attacked right now up north and down south, which is a big inconvenience.
Face: Okay, that concludes our interview. Thank you for your time.
Recently I have conducted a meet-and-greet with the representative from Irrelevant Fish Face. The community seems to be doing alright with occasional attacks. The representative from Irrelevant Fish Face has agreed to an interview on the community's progress.
Face: How long have you been dealing with the monsters?
Irrelevant Fish Face: I dealt with the monsters from the journey of small Irrelevant Fish Face to big Irrelevant Fish Face.
Face: Have you had any success?
Irrelevant Fish Face: I had a success.
Have there been any attacks from the opposing side?
Irrelevant Fish Face: The attacks from the forces of pimps occasionally spring upon me.
Face: Okay, that concludes our interview. Thank you for your time.
Greetings from the Face! This is day three of recording my journey on Face. It has come to my attention that Face has unknowingly been consuming many bad nutrients for years now. According to a source called Food Inc., most of the "food" Face takes in is controlled by the four big food companies. The companies are: Tyson, Cargill, Swift & Co., and National Beef Packing Co.. These companies control more than 80% of the market for beef. Today, there are only 13 slaughterhouses in the United States, when in the 1970s, there were thousands. There is also the alarming fact that the USDA, the United States Department of Agriculture, lacks the authority to shut down food factories that have failed safety tests on multiple occasions.
Along with these horrifying truths about the food industry, Monsanto, a company that focuses on agriculture, owns 90% of the soybeans grown in the United States. Most of the food sold in the United States are produced and marketed by only a few major companies. Also related to the fact that most of the food is made by Nestle, Kellogg, and General Mills. Corn controls America, as more than 90% of food contains the crop.
A link to more information can be found on here. Pore Food Choices
Greetings from the Face! This is day two of recording my journey on Face. My fellow pores and I have discovered something quite interesting. It appears that pores from all over the place have been raising awareness about the mistreatment that has been caused by the acne monsters. Below is a link to a way to help my fellow pores get rid of the terrible monsters.
According to the medical article, the monsters get stuck hanging around our pore-homes and cannot escape. Apparently, the area around us pores become infected by outside sources and more compact. This results in less space for us pores to roam freely. Underneath is a link to the website for any future citizens of Face.
The Pore Truth
Greetings from the Face! This is day one of recording my journey on Face. Ever since I was a young pore-lad, I have been a great fan of Face's daily visitor. It comes in the shape of a hairy and rather big fellow, though is surprisingly quite nice. Face calls it by the name of Nibbler. While I am not sure, I believe she is what Face calls a cat. She makes a deep vibration whenever she sees Face, and I have been told it is a purr. When Face activates steam and allows us pores to open up and visit with fellow occupants of Face, Nibbler waits on the rounded lid of a seat. Nibbler began visiting when she was a two week old, what I have been told is dubbed, kitten. She was a fairly small kit, and what Face has described as the runt of the group. Every day, when Face goes to home, Nibbler begins to purr. Face says this action, along with Nibbler herself, is pure. As a pore of great pore-portions, I have come to the conclusion that this familiar is indeed very pure.
