Thursday, January 26, 2017

Pore-fessionals Pore-forming Pore-fectly

Greetings from the Face! This is day five of recording my journey on Face. Today we will delve deeper into what the pore-sitions pore-fessionals on Face do. This is a how to.

How to become the pore-fect pore-fessional pimple popper, written by Face's finest, Porescilla Poresly. 

On those clear days when the Acne species don't show up, do you ever wonder what it would be like for Face to always be this way? A great pore-tion of our youth's pore-pulation has never known the wonders of a clear day on Face. Fellow citizens of Face, we cannot stand another day of our youth obliviously living in the illusion of pore-fect harmony. A few pore-fessors from the University of Pore-sylvania and I have gathered in hopes of creating a list of how to rid Face of the terrible thieves that have terrorized our side of the cheek for far too long.

1. Only pop whitehead pimples. Do not pop other types.
2. Wash your hands with soap and warm water, especially under the nails.
3. Clean the skin around the pimple with antibacterial face cleanser.
4. Lean over a bowl of steaming water a for a few minutes to open your pores.
5. Cover your hands with disposable gloves or a tissue.
6. Plant your fingertips around the pimple's peak.
7. Massage the skin around the pimple until the pimple is completely drained.
8. Wipe the area with an antiseptic solution.
9. Apply a benzoyl peroxide acne treatment on the pimple.


For more in-pore-mation from this article, please click on the link below. Pore-fessional Pimple Popper

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