Pore-sonal Information

Greetings from the face! I am a lonely pore in search of a new face, and freedom from the ghastly acne monsters. For 99.999999999999999999999998% of my life, I lived peacefully and in harmony on the smooth skin home. Face was a vibrant community that housed many lonely pores. My personal favorites were the neighbors across the cheek, the Poresonsons. Every time a new neighbor came along to Face, the Poresonsons and I would host get-togethers, welcoming new people into our lovely region of the face. One day, many new visitors came to scope out the area. As per usual, the Poresonsons and I welcomed them into our loving pore-families. The visitors came in bunches of germ-infested hormones. There were the Whiteheads, the Blackheads, the Pimples, the Zits, and many more. They arrived in colonies of monstrous pore-portions. This blog was written to be a pore-sonal account of my experiences in hope of helping future residents of Face.